As is the season at the moment, be on the watch out for the Hot Chips and Pie Eaters. You can usually spot them with guilty looks (or not, for the brazen few) and turning slightly away from the desk trying desperately to disguise the contraband.

Today’s brief incident, involved a skateboard, guilty look and a half eaten pie. Upon catching the dastardly daring delinquent he enquired how his salacious scheme was uncovered. Well, I don’t mean to brag, but after watching the latest Doctor Who featuring Agatha Christie, I concluded that the predisposed guilty look, eye avoidance, and steady chewing were all clues that gave this aspiring amateur crime fighter all the clues he needed. Not to mention a smelly half eaten packet pie.

Today’s score is only 1 as I’m been informed that the competition will start from today. This last weeks brave efforts are not counted.