Mick and Paddy are out in the country shooting rabbits.
Suddenly, right in front of his friend Paddy, Mick falls to the
ground, throws a quick spasm, then lies perfectly still.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his
head. In fact, he looks pretty well dead!

Quick as a flash, a horrified Paddy whips out his mobile and calls
999. He gasps breathlessly to the operator… “Mick just fell to the
ground right here in front o’ me!
He’s not breathing.
He has no heartbeat!
I tink he’s dead!
What can I do?”

Well accustomed to this sort of situation however, the emergency
operator
responds with her most soothing tone… “Okay Paddy, you must try to
stay calm. If there’s anything can be done, we’ll do it.
But you will have to keep your cool, then we can take it one step at
A time! Okay now?

“Sure! Sure! Of course, your right. I’m fine.
Just tell me what must I do?”

“Great! Now first of all, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
….The line goes silent, then a shot is heard…..

Paddy’s voice comes back down the network…. “OK! What next?”

DPI Tip: Choose your friends carefully.

Happy St Patrick’s Day!