Hi folks,
A quick change to the time for your pumpkin carving lesson.
Now: 10-11am, Tuesday, 25th October. Where: Level 5 staffroom (or outside on the ‘patio’ if the weather is nice).
Remember to bring knives or other carving implements – possibly not chainsaws – and of course, pumpkins. We’ve also agreed to expand it out to various fruit or vegetables that you’d think would be an interesting variation to pumpkins such as melons and marrows. Apparently turnips are an option if you want go all historical on us – give it some thought and any questions just contact me or Kiera.
Hope to see you there for a carve and a laugh (a scary laugh obviously.)
Ngā mihi
Simon
Why not chainsaws? Surely you’d hold it for me Simon?
Pumpkin cruelty protest
Let me make this clear, John. We don’t condone cruelty to pumpkins. We will only use consenting pumpkins, those filled with the Halloween spirit (or spirits). All pumpkins will be asked prior to the event if they wish to opt out. Any that do reply in writing stating they wish to ‘give it a miss’ shall be set free to roll across the land wherever they wish, carefree and happy. See, we are not cruel people.
I myself am a paid up member of the SPCP, (the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Pumpkins). We are a small but passionate group. Our mission is to empower all pumpkins to stand up for themselves and to refuse to submit to barbaric Halloween rituals.
Caroline A,
I’d pay money to see a pumpkin stand up.
Sounds similar to the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare.
I say the pumpkins are getting what they deserve, after besmirching roast dinners for centuries.