Swim-Shady

The fish has been named! A student’s submission: Swim Shady, has been officially chosen by the student poll on Tuesday. Swim Shady narrowly beat out Fin Diesel, by a mere 2 votes! It was neck and neck for most the voting period. 

The winner received a watercolour of Swim Shady on a tote bag, painted by our very own Zina Swanson, and a $20 UBS voucher.

For those of you familiar with the artist known as Slim Shady, Chat GPT has crafted some lyrics to the rhythm of his song: ‘The Real Slim Shady’. I present a taste for you here:

Y’all act like you’ve never seen a fish before

Jaws all on the floor like you can’t swim no more

It’s just a fish with fins, y’all, it’s not a bore

Unless you’ve seen a fish that rocks the ocean floor

 

I’m Swim Shady, yes, I’m the real fishy

All you other fishies are just so fishy

So won’t the real Swim Shady please come and greet me?

Please come and greet me? Please come and greet me?